sting-like-a-bella-bee said: *whispers* n o *many hugs and kisses*
*whispers “you may now kiss the waifu-husbando” - (dO YOU REMEMBER)*
##I’M STUBBORN AS ALL HELL #I WILL MAKE #THIS #WORK #RAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #I WONT LET YOU DOWN
so stubborn you’re Raph-ing out .
ARKY, I’M SOBBING, LOOK AT THIS PERFECTION
I’M RAPH-ING OUT
I would draw this out, but I’m not, because it just seems terrifying to even try/think about, but, plot twist, *unzips human suit to reveal man-turtle inside* I’m actually the ninja turtle, Raphael, you’ve found out my secret
#ALSO THATS MY BUTT YOURE TOUCHING#cant resist the booty#/wiggles eyebrows
of course not, but I had to be smooth about it, eyyyyyyyy
you made a butt joke, i’m so hap, i was gonna make a butt joke but i forGOT TO, AND THEN YOU DID
I don’t know man, unzipping human-suits seems awfully Kraang-y. Are you trying to trick me?
In a relationship, its all about the butt jokes. ITS WHAT MAKES IT STRONG.
#'we finish each others s—ANDWHICHES
"we finish each other’s s- PIZZAS" /Hans stops singing/ "that doesnt even make sense it doesn’t even rhyme" "NINJA TURTLES, HANS. NINJA TURTLES. shEESH"
#you’re short enough to be Raph JUST JOKING
so THAT’S how the suit fit
you have to be as short as Raph’s temper for it to fit!
Oh my gosh, and I didn’t even think about the Kraang when I said that! NOW IT SOUNDS EVEN CREEPIER X”D You see? This is why I didn’t draw that out X’D
Oh, yes, of course, the butt jokes are what binds relationships together. You just don’t want to fall BEHIND and become the BUTT OF THE JOKE, hahaha lol omg *is hit with a brick*
oh my god, and that’s perfect. god, hans, ur so uncultured, but i guess it’s not surprising, coming from a guy whose name looks like somebody misspelled ‘hands’
You’d have to be Oompa-loompa short! Or microscopic.
(Speaking of Kraangs and Raph, isn’t there gonna be an episode of 2012 where Raph’s mind gets stuck in a Kraang and vice-versa???)
Hahaha, oh, that’s nothing butt the truth! That would be the last thing I’d want. (for a crazy pigeon man to attack me…/slaps self/)
*whispers* Hans’ missing the d. *whispers*